“Bassist needed for established original hard rock (metal, alt, progressive) band in So. Maine. We seek someone that is into our style of music that has at least 7 years of experience, between 25- 37 y.o, is energetic (particularly on stage), dedicated and serious, but likes to have fun, has no addictions, has pro equipment, easy to work with, has a job, and is responsible. Candidate should have vision and know that original bands are both tons of fun and hard work. Background vox would be a plus. We are recording a full CD ATM. Sorry about the detail, but anyone that has been in music for any length knows why we are specific here. If interested, write us for an audition.”
Does such a person exist?